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Haiku
Haiku By Donnie
1. Dumb sigfig worksheet
Numbs my brain - I cannot think
Too bored to function
2. Ghetto rappers have
Gold in their "moufs". "Moufs"? Why not
"Mouths"? Ask Ludacris.
3. Rubber bands stretch. Fun!
Snap! You know you've pulled too far
Holy Jeez that hurt.
4. Antwaan Randle El
Number 82 - Steelers
Also a QB
5. Lea Emery
does not know how to wear a
shirt the correct way
6. I enjoy breakfast
Greasy bacon and sausage
Heart will explode soon
7. Red Sox win Series
Only in Baseball Mogul
Expos are still bad
8. Fat girls wearing thongs
Cannot be allowed, or else
Shoot me in the face.
9. Barry Zito is
a very nasty pitcher
he will strike you out.
Last Updated Wednesday, March 13 2003